fossey thoughts: Smart Phone Fever

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Smart Phone Fever

After months of silence, I pop my head up to talk about smart phones.

Don't get me wrong here.

For starters, I'm a smartphone kind of guy, swayed by the seductiveness of the Apple iPhone 4, seducted by Nokia with their sweet promises of N900 power yet impressed by HTC with their smart phones and the other Androids out there.

Which one to choose?

Damned if I know.

Apple are the king of spin. They have the money now they're bigger than Microsoft.

Using Apple CEO Jobs, Apple has released the latest iPhone 4G beauty and the Apple faithful queued for kilometers in the rain to be first to buy the new toy. However, it seems there are a few problems with said new toy.

Unfortunately for Apple and great God CEO Jobs credibility, the iPhone 4 is riddled with bugs that include reception issues, yellow stains and white spots on the screen and poor picture quality from their new 5 megapixel camera.

Jobs twittered just hours ago, they may need to recall their fantastic iPhone 4.

What an event that will be!

I have nothing against Apple but hate the Apple PR spin and cunningly managed leaks they do to tittilate us and our expectations.

It's same us being promised a wonderful lolly but ending up with sour medicine.

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2 If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
3 Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? · 4 If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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10 Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
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14 What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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18 No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
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20 Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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