Saturday, September 20, 2008

Big brother babe wants to sell her virginity

Capitalism is alive and well despite the rough ride in the financial markets the last few days.

A former Italian Big Brother contestant wants to sell her virginity for a million Euros (US $1,438,500). Ex-showgirl Raffaele Fico made the offer while posing for racy photographs in an Italian magazine. Ms Fico, 20, a devout Catholic, wants the money so she can buy a house and take acting lessons.

Why lose it to some guy in the backseat of a Toyota when you can make a cool million? It makes sense. But why would you want to pay all that money for such a messy uneventful experience?

I thought Catholics were against prostitution. It must be something in the water or being a Big Brother contestant that makes them do strange things.
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Anonymous said...

Would someone really pay that much flipping money for it??

Seriously, maybe she should settle down and just give it away for free like all the rest of us.

September 22, 2008 at 4:46 AM

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